Maybe someone told you you were literally worse than Hitler. Maybe you
accused someone else? That's awfully subjective, don't you think? How
do you compare things to Hitler? The man murdered
millions of people (billions would be inexcusable!), surely you can't
compare your overdraft fees to that, can you?
Actually. Yeah. You kinda can.
When you bank charges you a $35 fee, you can say, "You are screwing me over by 85 picohitlers," and ask, "Do you have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter?"
When the US Stock Market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in a single day in 2008 due to Congress failing to pass a stimulus bill, such a thing could be measured as 29 millihitlers.
Joseph Stalin can account for approximately 5 hitlers, the only person in recent times objectively worse than Hitler.