This is my personal dumping ground. It has all sorts of things that don't belong other places. Sometimes, it has useful things.
Usually not, though.
There is no no order, implied, or otherwise, to these things.
I write Perl. In fact, I managed to persuade someone to pay me to write Perl. Sucker. In any case, I've contribued some small stuff back to the community.Link
Here are instructions on getting your .vimrc, .screenrc, and termcap, and where to find the proper ingredients for your virgin volcano sacrifice needed to get vim inside screen to display 256 colors.Read More
It was created because someone far too obsessed with SEO thought they had finally cracked Google's secret (they hadn't). It is slow. Don't use it. It took me about 3 hours to write.Read More
Back when I had a "real" job that involved sitting in a cubicle and answering calls, I was lucky enough to work for a soul-crushing organization that hadn't quite perfected the art of crushing souls and let us haul our personal computers, ipods, and other electronic secrets-stealing devices in and fiddle during downtime.
Rite-Aid had a monopoly-like game, and the last day, I got a bag full of game pieces. Naturally, my instinct was "Statistical analysis!" not "Maybe I won!" This is the result.Read More
A small PHP project I created because I needed to be able to progmatically create PHP classes at run time.
It is not safe.
It is not secure. And that's something coming from someone that just wrote a PHP thing that intentionally uses eval().
It lacks features.
Really, you shouldn't use this.View Source
I use this particular small script to download the daily Bing.com wallpaper, because it's usually awesome. In combination with a cron job that looks like this:
0 9 * * * export DISPLAY=:0 && perl ~/get_bing.plDownload
This is embarassing. I was playing around with the Dojo Toolkit -- that's like jQuery for people that hate jQuery for no reason. It's animation. Eek.Read More
Is something really "worse than Hitler"? Now you can find out.Read More